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Name: Sheilah

Age: 52
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Relationship Status: Divorced

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There is one exception though: when it's funny sexting. Nothing turns me on more than laughing.

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If you don't have anything nice to say, sometimes it's best not to say anything at all.

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When You're Not Into It 1. Waiting for Ashton Kutcher to tell me I'm getting Punk'd. Careful, you're auto-text is going to be all X-rated. There is one exception though: when it's funny sexting.

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Great minds do think alike. Offer them a trade instead. I love it when you text dirty to me. Just like anything sexy IRL, sending a sexy text means getting clear on consent.

If you're hit with an unpromoted sexthere are 50 witty ways to reply. What font should we use on our wedding invitations?

I was just about to sext you! Oops, sorry!

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Love the direct communication, not super into sexting atm. You're the Shakespeare of sexting.

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