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I don't accept unsolicited pitches, have your agent contact my office. If we're being open and honest about our sexual needs, I need you to stop sexting me unprompted, in the middle of the day.
For an introvert, you're surprisingly good at sexting. Ask for direction and give them what they want, literally. Now this is how you sext. Has this ever worked for you?
Dropped my phone in the toilet this morning, can't text! Bust out this sensual and watch them melt.
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My horoscope said today would have unsuspecting challenges. Wow, wltty I know exactly what I don't want from a date. You know, I've been waiting for you to sext me all day, it's rude to keep someone waiting. Dirty Mind Gone Blank? Especially if your hookup buddy is pretty witty themselves. I guess free flirt chats sexy message is almost as good as a sext massage. When You Are Into It Are you as turned on chah I am right now?
Should I clear my schedule for the rest of the day? Oh, so they say they like a girl who has a dark side? When I gave you myI didn't think you were going to sext me. All that water. Of the sea You know, I was expecting a message from my dermatologist, but this is much better. Nobody wants to receive a line form 50 Shades Of Grey while they're chat n date at work or taking a selfie with their aunt at brunch.
If you don't have anything nice to say, sometimes it's best not to say anything at all.
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I think you have the wrong. Can't respond, getting a manicure! I didn't realize your favorite positon was digital. If you're this nuaghty with your words, I can't wait to see what you can do with your hands.
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Straight witt dirty talk gives me the heebie jeebies, so you better have some clever sexts to send me if you want me to reciprocate. Wow, wow, wow, buy me dinner first. Why don't we have your people contact my people, and we can do lunch sometime. I think you sent me your "Twilight" FanFiction by mistake.
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When You're Not Into It 1. Waiting for Ashton Kutcher to tell me I'm getting Punk'd. Careful, you're auto-text is going to be all X-rated. There is one exception though: when it's funny sexting.
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Great minds do think alike. Offer them a trade instead. I love it when you text dirty to me. Just like anything sexy IRL, sending a sexy text means getting clear on consent.
If you're hit with an unpromoted sexthere are 50 witty ways to reply. What font should we use on our wedding invitations?
I was just about to sext you! Oops, sorry!
It never works to fail. I just ed up to the local convent. I didn't realize you were so spontaneous. I didn't realize you were such a poet.
Love the direct communication, not super into sexting atm. You're the Shakespeare of sexting.